Introducing the C-String

Just in time for the holidays!  For all the unmarried sluts and even other slightly more modest ladies in your life, check out this fantastic stocking stuffer: 

You can even ride a motorcycle!  As Rhonda Burbage confidently testifies on the newfangled thong's website:

Actually, I wore it out last night and was out on the motorcycle. Very different feeling, but was actually great, it stayed in place and I wasn't fighting straps or worrying about it cutting up into me. In better words, I LOVE IT!! 

 Jenny -- another sexy, satisfied customer -- agrees: 

All in all, the c-string is sexy, not having to worry about the panty lines is great, and it's an interesting sensation having no side coverage.

The C-String:  when even the slightest panty line simply will not do!

Special thanks to Inga Pussé (of the Romanian Pussés, via Racked.com) for bringing this essential undergarment to our gynecocentric attention. And cuntgratulations to us for this being our 100th posting! We'd also like to thank our loyal reader(s) for sticking with us since March 2008!

Related:  Camel Toe Cup; everything else on this site.  

Man Man Beaver

Move over Jerry Mathers!  Introducing the hottest new gay webcast featuring Tom Arnold as the new voice of "The Beaver" in Josh Sugarman & Brandon Yankowitz's Man Man Beaver.
 

In the debut episode of the "weekly adventure of two men and an angry beaver living in holy matrimony," entitled I'm With the Black Guy, watch the Republicans' worst nightmare come to life on the Interwebnetz.
 

America's leading "gay polygamist animal lover" Julian runs against recently failed national candidate and immensely hateful cyborg Mitt Romney for Mayor of Gay Street!  Yes, it's as crazy as it sounds.
 

Cunt wait for Episode 2!  

Just-in Beaver Love Doll

Introducing the hottest new item in barely legal blow-up toys -- the Just-In Beaver Love Doll! 

Get a load (!) of this description from Pipedream Products:

Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who's waited 18 long years to stick his lil' dicky in something sticky! When he's not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he's up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn't have this effect just on women–he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil’ pricks's ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!

Finally 18, indeed! 

World Wide Webbed Feet

With summer winding down, I figured this would be a good time to catch up here with everyone and discuss what's hot in "Wetlands & Wildlife" couture this coming fall season.

Hint: Fur is in! (Original owners only, please.)

After all, as any hip, sophisticated semi-aquatic rodent will tell you, fashion does not end at the water's edge!  And Vagenda's Beaver Lodge™ is nothing if not on trend. 

The first thing I found after typing "beaver" in the Tumblr search field was a mild sense of relief in the knowledge that I am far from the most fanatical beaver enthusiast out there!  Exhibit A:

  

I'm not even sure that's the oddest memorabilia I stumbled across, either.  It's certainly the most permanent, though.  At any rate, here are a few more highlights for your late summer amusement and general merriment.   

 An antique radiator cap.  Canadian in origin.  

  Beaver cupcakes!  Yum.

  As best I could tell, this Bic lighter is currently a very

in-demand item that is apparently also hard to find.

   Every playground should have one of these!

  And finally, an adorable baby beaver waving goodbye.
 

What better way to end both this post and the summer?   

Vagique: Quench the Stench!

A hot new marketing campaign for the latest in feminine hygiene technology. 

Vintage Beaver: Print Edition

My apologies to my fellow beaver enthusiasts for the extended break in blogging.  But I have recently been inspired by a very generous and creative birthday gift from my dear friend Coco Lipschitz.  I give you Beaver: The "Wildlife" Magazine.

I am now the proud owner of Volume 3, Number 5 (upper left corner) from September 1978.  Unfortunately, an exhaustive Google search has yielded little information on this short-lived smut series.  Once headquartered on New York City's tony Park Avenue between Union Square and Gramercy Park (which I'm guessing wasn't quite as glamorous an area back in the late 70s), there's barely a trace of its existence left in the building that now houses City Crab & Seafood Company, among other unrelated and far less provocative businesses.  

There are a few issues of Beaver available online, like Vol. 2, Number 1.  But as I mentioned, finding them is a challenge.  That silly show from the 60s, Leave It To Beaver, really skews the results.  As does a bunch of Canadian crap (I say that with much love for our friends to the north).  Speaking of which, one of the more interesting articles I stumbled upon featured the following headline in regards to some other publication that has apparently been chronicling Canada's history since the 1920s:

The New York Times even covered the scandal.