Spare Some Change?

Ain't no one gonna mess with you at the local laundromat (or anywhere, for that matter) when you whip out this classic, limited edition change puss purse and drop the coins on the counter!







As versatile as it is offensive! I challenge anyone to dare not bask in the synthetic glory of such a marvelous, utilitarian and anatomically innovative plastic monetary masterpiece.

My Puss

MORE PUSS, LESS BEAVER

Margaret Cho gives good Lip Service as she raps in her latest video: My Puss, Filet Mignon. Your Puss, a Double Coupon!

Beavers Score w/ Obama Connection

Live from the headlines of the Democratic National Convention last night in Denver! Full story here.

Muppet Beaver

This little fellow may not have gotten much airtime on the original series, but the semi-aquatic rodent community was at least well represented.

And he's even got his own Wiki page!

Barry the Beaver Vibrating Vinyl Friend

Just when you thought you've seen everything.

Barry's a discreet 5.25 inches tall, according to the website, and "starts buzzing with a turn of the tree stump base. It also features a handy bendy tail." Holy Dental Dams, Batman! Now, one has to wonder -- will Barry be destined to eternal hibernation at the bottom of some cardboard novelty gift grave, or will his battery-powered buckteeth actually get to munch away at another sort of box instead? Inquring/twisted minds need to know!