American Dad Celebrates Its 1000th Vagina Joke

American Dad pays lip service to vaginas ({}) (click emoticon link at your own risk) everywhere in its February 2008 episode entitled Widowmaker.

Posted remotely with some gadget from somewhere in NYC

** Note from Asphyxia: We are also celebrating this blog's namesake's virgin cuntribution.

Beaver Buzz Energy Drink

Move over Red Bull, there's a healthier, potentially more potent and beaver-friendly beverage catering to the terminally under-stimulated consumer hitting the market courtesy of our friends north of the border.


Offering a wide range of flavors, ranging from the typical citrus, berry and green tea varieties to the more exotic black currant and intriguing pink "chronic" and orange "core" energy options, Beaver Buzz is hitting the road in a gas-guzzling (albeit eye-catching) promotional Hummer and trailer to spread the Buzz across Canada and, presumably, eventually, points beyond.


In the meantime, visitors to its website can submit photos of themselves with a cool, refreshing Beaver Buzz drink "close in hand" and they'll be sure to post it. At first I thought it was a contest of some sort, but apparently it's just an interactive marketing ploy to connect with customers while garnering lots of free publicity.


That's not to say I won't be watching my local grocery shelves for the one of these colorful cans so that I can submit a photo of my own. Until then, those of us outside of Canada can order a fix online, and find out for ourselves if it's really as "Dam Good" as they say it is.

Bronx Beaver: Home for the Holidays

"After a year-long hiatus, New York’s most famous beaver has come home," the fine folks at the Bronx Zoo proudly report. "José, the first wild beaver to return to the City in at least 200 years, is setting up a new lodge at the Bronx Zoo. He’s even chomped down his own Christmas tree."


Someday I simply must make the trek out there and see for myself, ya know, to compare lodges and stuff. Stay tuned.

Celebrity Toe

Gossip site Scandalist celebrates the holidays with their very own novel year-end list: Top 25 Most Shocking Celebrity Camel Toe Moments Ever


(Madonna clocks in at #21.)

Sure, most of them aren't really that shocking (or even regulation toes, in a few instances). But Scandalist does deserve much thanks for bravely sharing a classic shot of Paris Hilton (#18) sporting her untamed toe in its natural red-carpeted Hollywood habitat. Any daring celebrities hoping to make next year's list might consider investing in one of these beauties, and take 2009 by storm!

Update: Now THIS is regulation celebrity toe! Werq!

Beaverwood School for Girls

As both its website and logo so wryly boast, "Beaverwood is proud of its ethos - AIM HIGH."


Yes, it's a real school. A technology college, even. For girls. In the UK. Where none other than Aiming Higher Winehouse herself has been spotted on campus with her goddaughter. Scaring kids straight, no doubt, one Beaverwood student at a time.


Well, at least the kid can always use the airtight excuse, "my godmother smoked my homework," in the event of any missed assignments.