BeaverQuest! The Musical

For our West Coast readers, don't miss this Sacred Fools Theater Company's production now through May 3, 2008 (Fri-Sun).
A Beaver. A Bunny. A Love Story.

Benjamin Beaver, Log Retriever

Similar to Frogger, help adorable little Benjamin Beaver to safely navigate himself across the pond to the opposite shore where he'll gather logs to bring back home to help build his dam. Watch out for fishermen, speedboats and other obstacles, and keep your eye on the clock. Good luck, and Godspeed!

For The Lady Who Has Everything

The above item speaks for itself. But for those looking to minimize rather than maximize, consider the Camel Toe Protector (coming soon!).

Having trouble finding the right gift for Mother's Day? Girlfriend been sporting a bit too much toe lately? Secretary offending clients or co-workers with gratuitous crotch cleavage? Then the Camel Toe Protector (patent pending) may be your salvation. The perfect gift for any occasion -- Senior Prom, Arbor Day, Kwanza, Hillary Clinton's Inauguration -- what woman wouldn't appreciate the protection this thoughtful prosthetic device provides? How do you think Madonna achieved such a flawless and confident toe-free look while working those notoriously revealing leotards in her "Hung Up" and "Sorry" videos? Sure, flaunting those lower lips can give a gal the edge in certain situations, and Vagenda's Beaver Lodge applauds a woman's right to choose. But for more discreet dames who'd rather keep the beef curtains under wraps and hidden from probing paparazzi or any other unintended audiences, the Camel Toe Protector is one accoutrement you won't want to leave home without.

Prodigal Beaver

Highbrow Beaver in the New Yorker

Beaver Blowout

From the Beaver Dam to Betty Ford . . .

Signs 'O the Beaver

Beaver is the new Black!

Spread the word.

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Camel Toe

Snack--a-teria!

How about some Trouser Gravy?

It's more than Beaverific!

YEAH! BRAVO!! Its about time Vagenda & Asphyxia 8 got together their talents and put them on a website. There has been a void in the internet that has now been filled. Its Beaverific! Some say "How can this be done?". In their capable hands, I see a plethora of information on both the Beaver (not Jerry Mathers) and anything Beaver related (pussy, camel toe,ect...) at our fingertips. This is something to mark down on the calendar! I want to wish all involved with this exciting new site all my best champagne wishes and caviar dreams. Just remember Beaver Dam,WI is just a short ride from Chicago!
Tony "CoCo" Chiapet
Midwest Correspondent,Chicago Office.

You Give Me Beaver

Catch the legendary Jackie Beat's provocative take on Peggy Lee's classic song at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdEKrzcUd9I.

Breakfast of Champions

Bionic T.W.A.T.

What happens when Knight Rider and The Bionic Woman merge to tackle The War Against Terror (T.W.A.T.)? Find out by following one woman's epic saga at BionicTWAT.com.

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Welcome to Vagenda's Beaver Lodge

We hope you'll find Vagenda's Beaver Lodge* stimulating, fascinating and at times even educational. So stay tuned to this beaver blog -- same beaver time, same beaver channel -- for your one-stop multi-purpose beaver bonanza.

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* Sponsored by Akbar's Camel Toe Rotisserie, Bait Shack & Off-Shore Tax Shelters™