Welcome to the world’s most revered homage to nature's most famous double entendre, the Beaver, in all its many majestic and varied forms. Vagenda's Beaver Lodge™ is an essential historical repository that exhaustively documents everything from provocative female anatomical references to the not-so-sexy semi-aquatic rodents themselves. Curators Vagenda and Asphyxia 8 invite you along for an educational, erotic and entirely wacky adventure you'll neither want to nor soon be able to forget.
I suppose it's understandable that there are certain situations when a slightly more modest woman might want to dress provocatively, yet not necessarily reveal every nuance of her unpredictably errant outer lady parts. So if subtly is your aim (as opposed to the eye-catching vaginal amplification offered by the ever-popular Camel Toe Cup), and errant lips are your objective to tame, then The Cuchini Pad may be right up your alley (no pun) to assist in concealing any unintentional protruding shame.
You can even send one anonymously to an oblivious and/or offending friend, co-worker, family member or even a random acquaintance (intimate or otherwise).
Perhaps an homage to the 80s bad-girl group The Go-Go's and their quintessential rebellious rock anthem, The Cuchini Pad has adopted the slogan "Our Lips Are Sealed" and this androgynous, mildly disturbing yet provocative cartoon camel mascot to help hock its expanding line of traditional unmentionables and more functional subterranean line of exotic undergarments.
Rest assured, your secret "cheat-sheet" purchases will always be held in the strictest of confidence as outlined in Cuchini's solemn pledge posted on its website assuring absolute privacy and utmost discretion on behalf of each and every client.
