Beaver Carpets

The punchline writes itself.

Dam Beavers Game

I posted this cute word game a while back on the blog, but after playing a few rounds this evening, thought it was worth sharing again.

You can download it here.

Enjoy!

Beaver In Da News

Sure, these stories are at best 5 or 6 months late, but for proper beaver blog archival integrity purposes, I feel they should be posted nonetheless. (Sorry for the delay, it's been a crazy summer!)

Can't beat a headline like this: Vaginas Are Having the Worst Week Ever!

The fun starts with Britney and cuntinues nonstop from there.

In a related story, vagina art is apparently sweeping the nation (or at least the internet, anyway). Here's a taste:



It's times like these that I wonder how someone like myself can one be so damn infatuated with something I find so utterly repulsive.

Boon Dickles Beaver House

Yeah, even I'm a bit perplexed by the name of this party. Not that I don't love it, of course! Maybe it will all make sense once I actually drag myself out to Beauty Bar some Thursday night to check it out. Or maybe it has something to do with the always fabulously unusual Amanda Lepore hosting it?

Well, as anyone who currently lives in NYC or has visited recently knows, the nightlife pickins here ain't much to speak of anymore. So God bless Amanda and her posse for continuing to throw/host/attend parties like this to help keep the spirit alive.

Here are the particulars, via Facebook:

Hosts: amanda lepore, cazwell, tommy hotpants, dutch
Type: Party - Bar Night
Network: Global
Price: Free
Start Time: Thursdays @ 10pm
End Time: Fridays @ 4am
Location: Beauty Bar (14th Street btwn 2nd & 3rd Aves in NYC)

Description

How many bong hits did it take to come up with this party’s twisted name? Sexy DJs Tommy Hottpants and Zach, with Cazwell and Amanda Lepore and mile-high drag hostess Duch (the Duchess of Razzle Dazzle) transform the back lounge into a queer-friendly rock & roll dance party that attracts an intriguingly random mix of nightlifers, from freaks to jocks.

Breast wishes for a tremendous, labor-free holiday weekend!