Saturday, June 14, 2008

Boring Beaver


Yes, even the London School of Economics celebrates the beaver in all it's scholastic mascot glory. The school's drab-looking student newspaper is even called The Beaver. Who bloody f'n knew?

Beaver Bulletin


As if these little guys don't have enough on their plates already, now some self-righteous anti-smoking campaign has co-opted the beaver's revered, industrious and health-conscious image to pass judgment with a PSA that recklessly condemns and informs smokers everywhere!

By encouraging people to spam everyone they know with so-called "log blogs," this public watchdogbeaver group apparently hopes to scare smokers into quitting their demon sticks by spreading the truth about this most nasty of habits. While the gesture is noble, surely such preaching/policing falls more squarely under Smokey the Bear's jurisdiction, no?

Friday, June 13, 2008

Lazy Beaver Bling


Even the most eager beavers need a break from all that wood chomping once in a while. So let this gold-plated Fendi chainsaw do all the work for you and help build the dopest lodge in da 'hood in a fraction of the time. Accessorize with companion gold tooth for maximum pond cred and you'll be up to the tips of your whiskers in hot semi-aquatic rodent action this mating season.

Monday, June 9, 2008

The #1 Cause of Death Among Beavers


Who f'n knew?

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