World's Largest Beaver Dam Discovered!

No, not Pamela Anderson!  Altheaux the record-breaking dam is cuntveniently located in her home cuntry of Canada.

Slightly shy of Ms. Anderson's rumoured last reported measurements, the dam is apparently a half-mile long, visible from space, took two decades to build and can be found in Canada's most populous and fastest growing "prairie province," Alberta. 

Check it out via Google Maps.  "Dancing With The Stars" indeed!

Vintage Beaver: The Camel Toe Song

I give you, gentle readers, the cuntroversial yet ubiquitous radio classic,  The Camel Toe Song.

Cheesy, tacky, tasteless, etc.  All the makings of a great, if dated, classic parody.  The Beach Boys are surely, albeit most likely secretly, proud of this incredibly popular send up of their hit song "Kokomo"!  Full lyrics here, just in case you wanna sing along or practice for next week's retro karaoke extravaganza.