World's Largest Beaver Dam Discovered!

No, not Pamela Anderson!  Altheaux the record-breaking dam is cuntveniently located in her home cuntry of Canada.

Slightly shy of Ms. Anderson's rumoured last reported measurements, the dam is apparently a half-mile long, visible from space, took two decades to build and can be found in Canada's most populous and fastest growing "prairie province," Alberta. 

Check it out via Google Maps.  "Dancing With The Stars" indeed!

Beaver Buzz Energy Drink

Move over Red Bull, there's a healthier, potentially more potent and beaver-friendly beverage catering to the terminally under-stimulated consumer hitting the market courtesy of our friends north of the border.


Offering a wide range of flavors, ranging from the typical citrus, berry and green tea varieties to the more exotic black currant and intriguing pink "chronic" and orange "core" energy options, Beaver Buzz is hitting the road in a gas-guzzling (albeit eye-catching) promotional Hummer and trailer to spread the Buzz across Canada and, presumably, eventually, points beyond.


In the meantime, visitors to its website can submit photos of themselves with a cool, refreshing Beaver Buzz drink "close in hand" and they'll be sure to post it. At first I thought it was a contest of some sort, but apparently it's just an interactive marketing ploy to connect with customers while garnering lots of free publicity.


That's not to say I won't be watching my local grocery shelves for the one of these colorful cans so that I can submit a photo of my own. Until then, those of us outside of Canada can order a fix online, and find out for ourselves if it's really as "Dam Good" as they say it is.