Golden Shower Girls

Heaven: 6 Foot 11, Plus Camel Toe

On this ridiculously rainy night here in NYC, I give you, gentle readers, the provocative and highly entertaining video for self-described super trany (sic) Heaven feat. Markaholic's dragtastic new hit "Heaven" (a/k/a "The Camel Toe Song").



As best I can tell, the catchy refrain goes a little something like this:

It's gonna be a while before I get my pussy/
Cause my beats are so damn juicy/
Just you wait till I get my fishie/
Your tongue is gonna say it's so delicious

Werq! So it appears Heaven does indeed come in the form of "6'11 Pure Heaven" tonight. Share the love by purchasing song on iTunes here, if you dare. Video directed by Benjamin Eck & Mike Kochansky for Realgirl Records.

Olympic Beaver

A must have for every beaver enthusiast! I give you the official Always Enjoyable Giant Inflatable Beaver from the 21st Winter Olympiad in Vancouver, now for sale!



There's even a back story and a Facebook fan page.



This is particularly fitting since my beaver infatuation ackshully began in British Columbia during a Ski Bums ski trip to Whistler back in 2007.



My starter beaver, in a photo I call "Cuntemplative Beaver."

Olympic Moose Knuckles

And the Gold medal goes to...



See the full Top 10 here. Lest anyone think the Beaver Lodge is biased, rest assured we are equal-opportunity offenders in every way, shape and form! Please make a note.

Alexyss K. Tylor Vagina Power

Watch all hell break loose around the 1:30 mark. WERQ!