Vagique: Quench the Stench!

A hot new marketing campaign for the latest in feminine hygiene technology. 

A Plethora of Pussy, Worked and/or Otherwise

Thank God for the "Cloud!"  Where else could you find dozens of fierce remixes for Sweet Pussy Pauline's legendary female empowerment track, "Work This Pussy"?  (Well, there's also the fabulous Spotify, among others, but in this case, SoundCloud really hits pussy pay dirt.)

http://soundcloud.com/search?q[fulltext]=Work+This+Pussy

  Among my many favorites is this fabulously fun new remix:  

 

http://soundcloud.com/b-ames/hello-little-kitty-cat-ha

Of course, the 2 Live Crew "Chant 4 Pussy" mix by Ellis D lives on in pure unadulterated infamy as well.  And, if you can find these rare gems -- "Work This Pussy" mashed up with Danny Tenaglia's "Elements" or "French Kiss" by Lil Louis, and the ultimate bitch track of them all, "Relentlessly Cunty" -- lap 'em up, honey.  Werq (dis Pussy), indeed!

Santa Ate My Pussy -- Vagina Awareness PSA!

 

Don't worry if you can't quite understand her either, the "lyrics" are helpfully included in the comments of the YouTube posting! 

This is a vagina (pussy) awareness public service announcement; this is one of the songs that I have written. I hope that you enjoy listening to it.

Merry, merry Christmas,
Merry wet vagina
Merry, merry Christmas,
Merry pussy time
Merry, merry Christmas,
Merry wet vagina
Merry, merry Christmas,
Merry pussy time
Smell of penis in the air,
smell of pussy every where
Smell of sex in the air,
We are gonna doggie and missionary

Santa give me your penis,
I'm gonna give you my pussy
Smell of sex in the air,
We gonna doggie and missionary

Santa come down the chimney,
Your mistletoe
Eat my Vagina,
Lick my vagina
Sniff my vagina,
Your Christmas lunch
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Santa come down the chimney,
Your mistletoe
Eat my Vagina,
Lick my vagina
Sniff my vagina,
your Christmas lunch
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Shakey, shakey, shakey, shakey, shakey, shakey, shake your bum bum,
Shakey, shakey, shakey, shakey, shakey, shakey, shake your bum bum

Okay! Santa, come over here,
Fuck my pussy
Fuck my pussy,
Fuck my pussy
Fuck it hard,
Fuck it hard
Fuck it hard,
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
Santa, fuck my pussy deeper, deeper, deeper, faster, harder

I love your penis; it's big, it's long, it's hard,
Thank you, Santa
Ah, ah, all right

Santa come down the chimney,
Your mistletoe
Eat my Vagina,
Lick my vagina
Sniff my vagina,
your Christmas lunch
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Santa come down the chimney,
Your mistletoe
Eat my Vagina,
Lick my vagina
Sniff my vagina,
your Christmas lunch
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Majela... queen of sex, queen of commando, queen of pussy
Go girl, ah, ah, ah
Santa, penetrate deep, fuck me harder, fuck my pussy,
Santa, merry Christmas
Fuck me harder, harder, harder, harder, harder!
Eh! yeah

Oh, merry, merry Christmas,
Merry wet vagina
Merry, merry Christmas,
Merry pussy time
Smell of penis in the air,
Smell of pussy everywhere
Smell of sex in the air,
We gonna doggie and missionary

Santa come down the chimney,
Your mistletoe
Eat my Vagina,
Lick my vagina
Sniff my vagina,
your Christmas lunch
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Santa come down the chimney,
Your mistletoe
Eat my Vagina,
Lick my vagina
Sniff my vagina,
your Christmas lunch
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Santa, pussy eater!

iPussy

For your listening / viewing (?) pleasure.

Alexyss K. Tylor Vagina Power

Watch all hell break loose around the 1:30 mark. WERQ!

Werq Dis [Beaver]

Sweet Pussy Pauline vs 2 Live Crew, Junior Vasquez style!



WERQ!