Fresh Queefs

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Beavers: Assholes of the Forest

Here's a little bit of hump day etymological history for ya.



Who knew?

Beaver In Da News

Sure, these stories are at best 5 or 6 months late, but for proper beaver blog archival integrity purposes, I feel they should be posted nonetheless. (Sorry for the delay, it's been a crazy summer!)

Can't beat a headline like this: Vaginas Are Having the Worst Week Ever!

The fun starts with Britney and cuntinues nonstop from there.

In a related story, vagina art is apparently sweeping the nation (or at least the internet, anyway). Here's a taste:



It's times like these that I wonder how someone like myself can one be so damn infatuated with something I find so utterly repulsive.

Paris Hilton: Prom Queen

For when you want to let your prom date know you’re a sure thing … why not don this classy and yet affordable vagina gown?


I've heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but this is ridiculous!

Relax In The Lip(s) Of Luxury

You deserve it!


I dare you to find a better, more over-the-top conversation piece ... anywhere! Except maybe Craig's List, where this custom-built gem was first discovered. (Matching pink lecturn presumably sold separately.) For the truly daring, accessorize with a "fluffy pussy purse."