Travel Pussy

Courtesy of Michael Musto's Village Voice blog, I give you, my gentle jet-setting readers, the cheapest pussy 'round!


As Musto muses:

Yes, that's what it costs to get some pussy in a Munich men's room these days. Alas, you don't get a real one--no, I swear! "Kunstliche" turns out to mean "artificial," even though it actually sounds like...oh, never mind. So run to a German john and get yourself a fake pussy. Then jet off to Cuba and nab yourself a real one for 50 pesos...