World's Largest Beaver

No, it doesn't belong to Chelsea Handler or Madonna! (Speaking of which, Handler's book My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands is a must-read!)

According to its Facebook fan club page, this "magnificent Beaver Sculpture arrived at it's [sic] new home right along side [sic] Highway 43 in Beaverlodge, Alberta" on July 16th, 2004 to "bolster town spirits and encourage tourists to visit our pretty little town."

On the discussion board, various fans ponder the burning question, "What's your favorite memory of the beaver?" Neil recalls "driving by it for the first time and thinking 'holy shit': that's a big beav. Sweet Jesus, if there is another beaver as big as this, is definitely isn't as beautiful. Seriously.......that's a sweet beav." According to Mike, "Drivin by the big beaver watchin smaller beavers take pictures!!" gave him a woody (no pun).

A field trip to Beaverlodge is SO on the (v)agenda! Stay tuned for details.

Beaver Bambinos

Ahhh! Now tell me this isn't just the most adorable thing in the world!

Relax In The Lip(s) Of Luxury

You deserve it!


I dare you to find a better, more over-the-top conversation piece ... anywhere! Except maybe Craig's List, where this custom-built gem was first discovered. (Matching pink lecturn presumably sold separately.) For the truly daring, accessorize with a "fluffy pussy purse."

Dam Beaver Game

More beaver games. Yay!


Build words to break down the dam. But watch out -- the sneaky little beaver up top has a few tricks of his own up his sleeve.