Buck's Beaver

If you're not yet familiar with Buck Angel -- the self-described "man with a pussy" and the world's first and only FTM transexual porn star -- fasten your strap-ons. It's going to be a bumpy read!

(Needless to say -- but just in case Sarah Palin or any of her brood or simple-minded supporters are reading this, I'll make it crystal caribou clear -- most links contained herein are absolutely, positively NSFW.)


Buck's first film, the 2006 AVN award-nominated Buck's Beaver.

As one of the world's most fascinating and/or freaky persons, depending on your perspective, Buck's story is like no other. As the "undisputed king of transgender porn," according to a June 17, 2008 Village Voice article by Michael Lavers, "Buck Angel thrives on his ability to deconstruct notions of masculinity."


Photo credit: David Hawe, Village Voice

Also referenced in the Voice article was Buck's headlining the Saint at Large's 2006 Black Party at Roseland with shocking performances that took one of NYC's most notorious bacchanals to a previously inconceivable new level of debauchery. No small feat, as anyone who's been to the annual event will surely attest. Buck also starred in Schwarzwald: The Movie You Can Dance To, inspired by the party and produced by the Saint at Large. Other film credits include V for Vagina and Buckback Mountain.

Quotable Quote: "It feels good to get fucked. I don't think getting my cunt fucked makes me any less of a man."
("Buck Naked," Village Voice, 4/22/03)

Disco Beaver

Memories of Fire Island.

Ladies' Roller Derby

It has just come to my attention that a local roller derby team, Jersey Shore Roller Girls, lists among its members a team captain who goes by the name of "Angry Beaver". The last (obvious) frontier?


There's also another team out of Redding, CA that affectionately calls itself "Angry Beavers". And yes, there's even one gal skating with the Houston Roller Derby who goes by the daring name of "Angry Camel Toe". My personal favorite, however, is the "Special Vixens Unit (click for video)."

Who f 'n knew? Me thinks I see a live roller derby excursion sometime in the near future.

Spare Some Change?

Ain't no one gonna mess with you at the local laundromat (or anywhere, for that matter) when you whip out this classic, limited edition change puss purse and drop the coins on the counter!







As versatile as it is offensive! I challenge anyone to dare not bask in the synthetic glory of such a marvelous, utilitarian and anatomically innovative plastic monetary masterpiece.

My Puss

MORE PUSS, LESS BEAVER

Margaret Cho gives good Lip Service as she raps in her latest video: My Puss, Filet Mignon. Your Puss, a Double Coupon!

Beavers Score w/ Obama Connection

Live from the headlines of the Democratic National Convention last night in Denver! Full story here.

Muppet Beaver

This little fellow may not have gotten much airtime on the original series, but the semi-aquatic rodent community was at least well represented.

And he's even got his own Wiki page!

Barry the Beaver Vibrating Vinyl Friend

Just when you thought you've seen everything.

Barry's a discreet 5.25 inches tall, according to the website, and "starts buzzing with a turn of the tree stump base. It also features a handy bendy tail." Holy Dental Dams, Batman! Now, one has to wonder -- will Barry be destined to eternal hibernation at the bottom of some cardboard novelty gift grave, or will his battery-powered buckteeth actually get to munch away at another sort of box instead? Inquring/twisted minds need to know!

Liquid Virgin

Touched for the very first time. Or so he'll think, anyway! It'll just be our tight, little secret, mmmkay?

Facebook's Orgy of Beaver

Beaver Book Trade


Toronto's Beaver Cafe


Crazy Beaver T-Shirts


I Drink Because I'm From Beaver County


Buzzed Beaver


This Little Beaver Went to the Bank


Beaver Nation Sports & Athletics

Boring Beaver

Yes, even the London School of Economics celebrates the beaver in all it's scholastic mascot glory. The school's drab-looking student newspaper is even called The Beaver. Who bloody f'n knew?

Beaver Bulletin

As if these little guys don't have enough on their plates already, now some self-righteous anti-smoking campaign has co-opted the beaver's revered, industrious and health-conscious image to pass judgment with a PSA that recklessly condemns and informs smokers everywhere!

By encouraging people to spam everyone they know with so-called "log blogs," this public watchdogbeaver group apparently hopes to scare smokers into quitting their demon sticks by spreading the truth about this most nasty of habits. While the gesture is noble, surely such preaching/policing falls more squarely under Smokey the Bear's jurisdiction, no?

Lazy Beaver Bling

Even the most eager beavers need a break from all that wood chomping once in a while. So let this gold-plated Fendi chainsaw do all the work for you and help build the dopest lodge in da 'hood in a fraction of the time. Accessorize with companion gold tooth for maximum pond cred and you'll be up to the tips of your whiskers in hot semi-aquatic rodent action this mating season.

The #1 Cause of Death Among Beavers

Who f'n knew?

Canadians for Obama

Canadians for Obama

While not able to vote, lawful permanent residents can contribute and participate in the electoral process, using their collective voice to influence an election that deeply affects not only the country in which they reside, but the one from which they came.